These my Friends(1)

Sometimes i really wonder about the girls i call my friends.....i'll jus start with one today.....her name's miss contradiction.lets start from how we met.....it was in skool.....then one day im goin home n she's stranded n some random guy says 'u guys live in so and so estate' and i go 'really' ..we go home together and we talk a bit........somehow we find out we know people in common from our secondary school days and then we talk a bit more n start hanging out......

then i meet her mum........the most uninformed and unexposed religious fanatic u'd ever come across(her gist is so plenty....stuff for anotha post)........
The thing is 'mumsi' as we call her is unemployed by choice and so has her hands full with all these church activities. she can be aptly described as the discoverer of churches unknown....anyhow mumsi would take off on tuesdays or wednesdays n won't come back till saturday.....unknown to her she's jus created an avenue for random fucking n general 'sodomy'.

Now contradiction had this bobo who was working in some fly telecoms company.the exit of mumsi always heralded the entrance of telecoms bobo.......then contradiction's bro who's known as complacent would come from his uni(one of this crazy christian private unis) with all his randy friends and b4 i 4get all contradictions aristo friends would turn d place into a pick up point for all their married and old clients to come n do d negotiations b4 goin for the nights appointment........such was 30a.

in addition to all these characters, there was 'jesus baby' as mumsi would call her.jb's the little sister who's like 19 years younger than contradiction(do u sense some foul play here?)....so when mumsi goes on her pilgrimages and religious expeditions, she'd take jb n as expected school people started complaining.....so believe it or not 5 yr old jb would also b in 30a when all dis sodomy was goin on(nice environment 4 a child.......)

let me ask.....wats so wrong with sleeping with ur boyfriend??? anyway contradiction woould deny to the highest heavens that she'd never been intimate wiv bobo......i'd b like 'if he isnt gettin some, why does he come back all d time?' she'd deny vehemently n say they jus gist and i'm like all thru d nite? its like she thinks people's brains went on leave or sth.........

ok......what got me thinking about this my friend n her kurukere moves was when she said she had left uni sumwhere in the northern part of nija b'cos her mum (mumsi no go uni o!) said Botany wasnt a course....see wahala.....she was to spend anoda 5 yrs @ home doin nothin till bobo made her apply to our school....now anotha interesting twist....she comes one day n informs us dat she had an appendicitis operation d same day mumsi gave birth to jb.interesting hun? then to add flavor to the story it turns out that as she was leavin the hospital on d same day mumsi n her supposed baby, the nurses mistook jb for her child.....funny......it set me thinking....she left uni that same year.... sure ur begining get a clearer picture..........i decided to sit back n look......

now i noticed that mumsi never really took care of jb. contradiction was the general househelp more or less. she'd drive, cook, market, attend pta.......evrything n mumsi would neva lift a finger...it was as tho contradiction was atoning for some sin and this was mumsi's way of punishing her for some terrible sin ......see christians o......anyways i relayed my suspicions to another friend, dude n he assured me i was stretching my imagination a bit too far............

call me a witch....but abeg secrets were beginning to unfold slowly....one evening dude comes ova to my house n says 'michelle its true' i'm like 'wat's true?'he says 'jb is contradiction's baby'. i ask dude how he knows n o boy i say its a very small world. ok dude n contradiction grew up in d same neighborhood(but they neva knew each otha)..now dude's sistas friend comes to spend d wk..they get talking n complacent's name is mentioned, she apparently knows complacent......so dude says 'there's a nice family in dis estate...contradiction, complacent and jb'.dude's friend goes.....'who's jb?' dude answers with all conviction that jbs their little sis and she says no theres no lil sis.......then she remembers........she says so contradiction had the baby afterall.......she affirms that contradiction came back home from uni pregnant n mumsi to hide the shame of 'whoredom' as she calls it locks her up in d house for the period of the pregnancy(so much for mumsi's sanctimonious attitude).............

why do people lie..........................dont u think it would hv been much easier if mumsi allowed her to have the baby and continue her life normally....now the whole family is living a big lie n its obvious mumsi can't even live out the lie well enuff...as for contradiction, she's never been able to get her life back on track(i'll save more of her gist for later).........................a very sad situation indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s- the funny thing is dat she doesnt even hv a slight clue dat i know........so much 4 being smart!