so much for mediation!

its like im going on a blogging rampage....but since im inspired today, i might as well blog on..........
as much as i promised myself that i wouldnt blog about city law firm.... well i just found out i have to....cos dats wat my life revolves around these days anyways....so here goes.....

why cant this office ever be dry?? well to add some spice to our office....law skool decided to send us about 10 students for chamber attachment...
hmmm.......outright disappointment! u need to see the chicks........them no try!haba!
ok, the first day they come, they r talkin to head of chambers(hoc) and one says: "Good-moh-nin sah...we were sent here by the law school for hour chambas hattachment". inwardly, im like wat da hell.....
anyway they report in their number n have daily showdowns with hoc...u know old men wahala now? why did u sign 9.00am when u came at 9.05am...bla bla bla...


trust me (busy body like me)... i am always intrigued by people n so i decided to be friendly to one or two...of course the dull brains think or thought im a lawyer(whateva), they didnt even realise they were my seniors...i mean.....



so yesterday began on a veryyy funy note.....i was to be in court with lawyer I who as u know has a multitude of woman problems(asheeeeewo.......). well he was actually scheduled to b in court n then attend a mediation session n me i had neva attended n i just had to be there.....

anyways our agreement was that we'd leave for 6.15am to beat traffic...

now here was i waiting for this crazy man to show up(well beggars arent choosers, aint it?, not his fault now...), he shows up at about 6.40am with one big lady in front and im wonderin...could dis b dat his suga mummy????hmmmm....me i just shut up n enter the back jejely.
i ask him if we r still goin to court for 9 as the meeting was for 11 n he says lawyer k was goin to court instead....im wondering...when will dis woman drop now???see my life....we pass the office in lekki n go all da way to vi extension to drop the lady at her office (some bank)....hmmm...this is someone he claimed everything was ova with (if i was stupid enuff to believe him....hmm!)........
when she disembarks, im like wow! shes really a big gal n he claims that she jus begged him to drop her (this man can lie! kai!)........



we go back to the office n when its time to leave for the meeting (as if something warned me), i call one of this our law skool gals to follow us.... hmm...see strategizing...

the meeting takes off on a good note n halfway runs into some terrible deadlock n we have to adjourn....meanwhile in the car, lawyer I has been talking big to this rookie gal about how hes jetting out for four days to Barcelona, Ibiza etc etc etc ..... d gal, lets call her rookie is looking mesmerized... apparently, shes a jjc in lagos...came from one of these state unis in the south south n is now trying to form tush(razz gal like dat!) so shes bloody impressed n even yabs me small dat i should have agreed for him (i'm like see dis one oh).....anyways lawyer I has about 100k in his car n is trying to shine with d money (which i coul bet my life wasnt his)....he sayshe wants to buy food for us n takes us to ghana high(supergirl n ozaveshe.....hmmm)....then in his usual waka waka style, he says he has to touch one or two places.....



we stop at a bank in ikoyi n he gets down, myself n rookie decide to wait for him in d car... i notice a car sharply reversing into the bank....two big ladies behind....hmmm....guess who?lawyer i's banker gal(suga mumi) n her friend.....alleluyah!!!!!im not the only one in the car, if not sugar mums n her friend would hv thot i was their new rival.....they dont come out of the car n suga mum smiles n asks me if lawyer i was in the bank, i say yes n remove my face....so u can imagine lawyer i's greatest shock whe he comes out of the bank n sees suga mumi n her friend...he looks ruffled, is forced to enter their car n chat, comes out boning n collects like 20k outta dat money n gives dem n they leave n lawyer I claims d money was for lunch...see serial liars...



in between waiting for lawyer I, rookie was with me....typical runs gal....phone was beeping 24/7, one man after anoda.....wat kind of wacky people did i go out with sef? den i recall dat i've been seeing a series of jeeps(mercedes, hummer......) coming to wait for her.... but the funny thing is dat it was the same yellow man that kept coming in dis difft cars... he comes at 9am, 2-3pm, 5pm(no job)...but apparently affluent...so my conclusions were he was either into serious 419, drugs or rituals n of course he looks VERY married. as i like gist, i asked her if the dude was her boyfriend and she says yes but shes tired of him...see scopes o! the guy calls and is giving her hell about being at our office n she not being there...here's the conversation btwn rookie n her bobo, mr prince



rookie:Babeeee, why are u talkin like dis?

prince:.......................

roookie: but babee u know im not in the chambas now, eh, baby stop embarazzing mee

prince:.............

rookie: baby, dont pik quarrel with me, because i know your trick, iz my betday on monday n u must give me present

at this point im crackin up n im like God when r we gettin back??

rookie: ok babee, do u bring the humma jeep? babee wait now.....



useless gist, im gettin irritated at the level of this girls IQ n thot processing and im like lawyer I where the hell r u?..... anyways lawyer I finally turns up n we head for the office.

by this time, its 4pm n im like bloody hell, we left the bloody meeting at 12.50pm......

wow!so much for a mediation session!